i can't believe i had my finger in that
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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