i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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