guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
His nipple licking is glorious
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