I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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