hell yes lets make some ravioli
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
