office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
of course. lets lasso hookers.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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