it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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