yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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