so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
My dick has a subreddit
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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