I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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