You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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