I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
vagina is talking i cant
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Randomize
