Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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