really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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