How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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