i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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