his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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