Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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