But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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