Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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