Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
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Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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