My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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