problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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