Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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