i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
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