We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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