I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
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