Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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