I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
Randomize
