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Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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