So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
Randomize
