Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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