so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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