Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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