Walk of Shame. In a state park.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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