Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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