I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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