I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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