The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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