is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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