is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
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