he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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