I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
