So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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