Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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