Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Still dying that you shit outside
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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