Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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