if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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