is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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