I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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