So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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